Boys

I don't understand boys.

You would think that I would be seasoned by now. After all, I grew up with three brothers, and I now have two boys of my own.

But I will admit that I am still perplexed by them, and on many eye-rolling occasions, have even told the boys so.

No Caleb, I am not chasing you. Just stand still for one second.



Do you think it would be possible to smile like most normal people?



It doesn't matter how soft those boxing gloves are. If you hit unsuspecting people with them, they will get mad!



I don't care if it makes your stomach feel weird. I'm not ready to deal with broken bones yet...please take it easy.

Oh dear.



You lucked out on the last one, Isaiah. If you end up scraping your face on the climbing rocks, don't come crying to me.




Does everything have to be a competition?



Who put this on the doorstep?
It's not funny.
I just about wet myself!



It's no wonder why I think I've lost my mind at times.